2026-06-17 10:55
imagine if an immortal baby's lethal thing was milk. poor baby, they wouldn't even know theyre immortal
2026-06-17 14:11
to think of it, there are probably tons of immortals who just died before ppl knew
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2026-06-17 09:51
bauhinia should monitor their, like, you know ankle bracelets? they should be watches actually. ankle bracelets look very outwardly evil, but watches, everyone has them. and they tell you the time.
2026-06-17 10:00
like how thoughtful of my govt to also make my tracking & monitoring device also tell me the time and how many steps i took today! this shit cost a ton usually and you get it for free!
2026-06-17 07:09
mystery phone call: greetings, starlight. im from a secret hacker organization--
starlight: hackers??
hacker: yes, we will hack your--
starlight: does that mean youre ALL computer scientists???
hacker: well, we do have the professional--
starlight: (throws phone to sparrow) SPARROW!! theres a WHOLE BUNCH of YOUR KIND!!! AARRGH!!!
2026-06-17 06:52
Little scene idea: Goose tearing her head open at the Gambit Spy Ring, goes out to the break room or whatever, walks up to the chess set and pockets 6 different pieces to take back into her office, leaving the set unplayable.
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