2026-06-17 10:55
imagine if an immortal baby's lethal thing was milk. poor baby, they wouldn't even know theyre immortal
2026-06-17 14:11
to think of it, there are probably tons of immortals who just died before ppl knew
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2026-06-17 13:49
天呐看本书就把我看成这样，现在一想到那几本书就心跳加速血压上升，然后就觉得自己也能写啊，写呗，虽然自己更喜欢画画但画画现在也是的，天时地利人和才能动笔，最后画出来也是一坨，虽然写出来也是一坨啦但至少不用天时地利人和才能开写（呃还是要有点点的但画画有张大桌子充着电现在都是硬性要求）
2026-06-17 14:00
唉呀说半天咋忘了那本呢。那本啊。看得我头晕目眩。话说牢美人写老钟咋那么喜欢挖秦始皇。人家死得好好的硬是被你们一个作者挖一次
2026-06-17 13:58
MANDATORY POSITIVITY POSTING TIME
uuhhhhhh idk be positive
2026-06-17 13:46
看到网上有些人在自己热爱的领域做工作就感到很羡慕，我都不清楚自己到底热爱啥。感觉干啥都是三分钟热度，一要正经起来就干不下去了。可能我就是这么不严肃的人吧。没有任何成功者该有的品质。那我能干啥呢？
2026-06-17 13:32
现在的广告咋都是一句话不停地重复重复啊，硫酸氨糖硫酸氨糖好吧我知道你是硫酸氨糖了！这样还不如用 ai 做，至少 ai 不会天天一句话吼来吼去
2026-06-17 13:12
they're selling ice in the store help
2026-06-17 09:51
bauhinia should monitor their, like, you know ankle bracelets? they should be watches actually. ankle bracelets look very outwardly evil, but watches, everyone has them. and they tell you the time.
2026-06-17 10:00
like how thoughtful of my govt to also make my tracking & monitoring device also tell me the time and how many steps i took today! this shit cost a ton usually and you get it for free!
2026-06-17 07:10
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ماقۇل، ماقۇل، ۋە ياكى يامان...
2026-06-17 07:09
mystery phone call: greetings, starlight. im from a secret hacker organization--
starlight: hackers??
hacker: yes, we will hack your--
starlight: does that mean youre ALL computer scientists???
hacker: well, we do have the professional--
starlight: (throws phone to sparrow) SPARROW!! theres a WHOLE BUNCH of YOUR KIND!!! AARRGH!!!
2026-06-17 07:00
btw the time is probably in UTC. its whatever lol
2026-06-17 06:59
oh btw ive started watching umineko when they cry. watching a playthrough. the first part reeks so bad of "a man wrote this" but i shall stick around for the mystery. it better be good
2026-06-17 06:58
Past-me has a severe advantage over present-me. She always beats me to everything.
2026-06-17 06:56
The materialism leaving my body when people tell me if I step on this tile I will fail all my classes.
2026-06-17 06:56
Is "never draft straight north" the Blue Prince equivalent of "never dig straight down"?
2026-06-17 06:55
I was today (2026-02-26) years old when I realized you could tap on a door handle with a key first so it won't static shock you.
2026-06-17 06:54
Roses are dead,
Violence is due;
You wouldn't want me,
And neither I you.
— Something insane I wrote at 1 AM
2026-06-17 06:52
Little scene idea: Goose tearing her head open at the Gambit Spy Ring, goes out to the break room or whatever, walks up to the chess set and pockets 6 different pieces to take back into her office, leaving the set unplayable.
2026-06-17 06:49
Least Dangerous Writing App: if you stop for more than 5 seconds, the previous content you wrote freezes and you can't edit them anymore until you finish the whole book. If you start a new paragraph or chapter the same thing happens. Prevents rewrite death trap but still allows you to fix typos. Also you can't click to move your cursor.
2026-06-17 06:47
I just came up with the perfect fake name for myself if there ever comes a situation where I needed a human-sounding fake name and Skipper Tofutush won't cut it. I'll be Qili Wang. Qili is just the Chinese pinyin for Qibli, and Wang is my maternal surname. I'm loving it already. I'm such a genius.
2026-06-17 06:45
yay, after ~500 lines of spaghetti, my little microblog is done!
i might import some posts from my old microblog if i like them enough. hopefully this will become my yap central and i wont just abandon it.
bc you see i couldn't publish posts on my phone in the old microblog. i can now!
i can include 1 image with each post, so plz check out this cucumber
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